hefner almighty
i watched a season of girls next door last night. you know, the reality show about hugh hefner, (founder and editor-in-chief of playboy magazine) and his girlfriends (holly, kendra and bridgette). this old man is lucky. so blessed i just wanna bake him cakes. i mean, he’s 80 years old, a multi-millionaire and has sexy girls to his diposal. if donald trump got buildings, this old guy right here got the girls and not just ordinary girls, they’re playboy models. geez! i wonder how he.. you know, do the stunts. i bet this dude’s gonna die either while having sex or drowned by his own bucks or something. oh, and one more thing, he’s getting married (again) to one of his girlfriends by the end of the year. its that easy!
because of money dude, he got all the girls he wants.
don’t be jealous about that. you’ll become a millionaire too someday. aren’t you the manager of one big internet cafe? you’ll be fucking a lot of girls soon dude, and don’t forget about me when that time comes.